妙计-A good idea

A good idea
　　A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse[1]?” The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, “There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse”, and he charged them $32.00.

　　This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?” The old man said, “We're not trying to find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn[2] charges $60.00. The Hilton charges $78.00. We do it here for $32.00 and I get back $28.00 from medicare[3] for a visit to the doctor's office.”

妙计

　　一对67岁的老人来到医生的办公室。医生问：”有什么需要我帮忙？”那位老头说：”你能观察我们性交吗？”医生非常困惑但还是同意了。他俩结束后，医生说：”你们性交的方式没什么问题。”然后他收了他们32美元。

　　后来他们连续几周都这么来看医生，他们先和医生约好，性交，给医生钱，然后离开。最后医生问道：”你们到底想要我看什么？”那位老头说：”我们并不想看什么病。她结婚了，我们不能去她家，我结婚了，我们也不能去我的家。假日酒店收费60美元，希尔顿收费78美元。我们在医生的办公室性交收费32美元，其中我还可以得到28美元的医疗保险。

　　[1] sexual intercourse n.性交

　　[2] holiday inn 度假旅馆　 　　motor inn：[美]汽车旅馆

　　[3] medicare n.医疗保险

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