- Why is six afraid of seven?
- How much is a skunk worth?
- What did the king cloud say to the rest of the clouds?
- How do you get a squirrel to like you?
- Why do fish live in water?
- How does a baseball player hold a bat?
- What lives on its own substance and dies when it devours
- Why do you prefer a pear to an apple?
- What did the hat say to the scarf?
- How are a mouse and an old door alike?
- What is the most difficult key to turn?
- What do you call a crate full of ducks?
- How would you fire Santa?
- How do you fix a broken pizza?
- What did one angel say to the other angel?
- Why did the baby strawberry cry?
- How does a turkey eat its food?
- Where do frogs take notes?
- Why did the alien take soap into space with him?
- What did the ear say to the earlobe?
- Why are scissors such good dancers?
- What did the dog get when he graduated from school?
- How do bees get to school?
- Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
- Why did the teacher go to the beach?
- What did the digital clock say to his mom?
- How can you drop an egg 3 feet and not break it?
- Why did the elementary school student get a ladder?
- How can you get breakfast in bed?
- What has teeth but cannot eat?
